The "two-wheel-tetter-on-the-bridge" trick.

[mcfly]

Playin golf on sunday. Ninth hole, right infront of the Pro shop. I had to turn the wheel sharp to get onto a bridge and when I got on it I had to turn it sharp the other way to straighten out. My hand slipped off the wheel and the whole left side of the cart went over the edge. Eric jumped out real quick. I was drivin. Only place for me to jump would have been in the creek where the cart was gonna go..... Anyway. It stops and stays on the bridge. I'm shittin bricks. Me and eric manage to get the front wheel over this tiny railing about 2 inches high and back on the bridge easy enough cause theres no weight on the front end. The engine is under the seat, closer to the back.... Raf and my brother are about 30 feet away on the green puttin..... Pretendin like the don't know us....

Remember, This is infront of the Pro shop. Gorgeous day. Real busy.... Me and Eric manage to get the back over the tiny railing and back on the bridge. Those fuckers are heavy man..... Once we get that done, all I hear is clapping comming from the Proshop. There were about 3 dozen people all standing @ the railing and watching this happen. I felt like givin a little bow, but that might be a little much..... Funny thing is I could have sworn I seen a guy there w/ a clip board writing somthing, but no one said a word to us. Actually, we bumped into the Course Marshall on like the 15th and he gave me a few balls he'd found...

And thats the story about the first ever standing ovation I'd ever gotten...

[LostProphet]

Nice story mcfly reminds me of all the crazy shit ive done with golf courses my cousin should tell u what we did in south carolina if he ever gets on the message boards

[.F.E.A.R.]

ight well here it is.... it was a nice day in sunny south carolina... me and jim were golfing at a course that had three different settings... woods, plains, and lake.. i believe we golfed the woods and were making our way to the plains and i was driving... this course was the nicest one i had ever been to... brand new ez go carts... paved and wooded cart paths everywhere... anyways in order to get over to the plains section we had to cross under this road... so there was a steep hill... being the genious i am i decided to get a running start at the hill and go flying down it.. so i make it down the hill and start going through the tunnel... there were huge puddles of water splashing us and just completely soaked everything... then i realized at the end of the tunnel there was a 90 degree turn that was straight up hill... no room to slow down or anything... i was just like fuck it and yelled at jim to hold on and i locked up the brakes and cranked the wheel... the cart did a complete 360 and we ended up facing forward like nothing had ever happend... i look back and there were 4 huge skid marks about 10 feet long...i was laughing my ass off and jim looked like he pissed his pants and had a heart attack and couldnt breathe cuz he was laughing so hard...

[LostProphet]

Dude that was the greatest we sat thier laughin for a good 10 minutes

[mcfly]

Slick. but I think mine takes the cake.

We don't fuck around.....